The Wedding Party

GLEN’S BEST MEN

evan

THE MONKEY MAN
One of Glen’s oldest friends,
Evan is often likened to an orangutan or chimpanzee.
He enjoys playing with video games and his wife, Rosie.

peterPISSKOPF
Contrary to wildly popular belief,
Peter’s head is in fact not filled with urine.
It is filled with cheap beer and music.

mikeKANEARSE
Mike shares Glen’s passions for
awesome drum solos, cold beer and hot women.
Uh, hot women like Christelle and Shannon.

johnJOHNNY-BOY
One of Glen’s oldest acting buddies from both high school and university.
Will he be able to resist cooking on our big day?
Stay out of the kitchen and get drunk, John.

damoDAMO
Another of Glen’s oldest acting buddies, he and Damian often love to sit up late,
drink ouzo, listen to new music and discuss quantum physics.
Drunk quantum physics.

robbie'ROBBLY
Mike’s older brother, this gigantic teddy bear is like Glen’s older brother too.
Luckily our wedding doesn’t fall on a Friday,
otherwise Robbie would be at the Burvale instead.

james

JIMMY-JAM
Last but not least, James is the guy who introduced Glen and Christelle (see below).
The funniest guy you’ll ever meet?
16 years later and I’m still not sick of his jokes.

james

CHRISTELLE’S BRIDESMAIDS AND BRIDEMATES

milsieMILLESIE
Camille and Christelle have a long history of house-sharing, travelling, sharing tiny single beds, shopping for anything pink, singing beautiful renditions of ‘California Dreaming’ (heart-breaking), mixing tuna and corn (mind blowing), mixing Berocca and vodka (life-changing) and being best friends in the whole world despite almost-never seeing each other.

bumheadBUM HEAD
Christelle’s older brother who is thankfully fluent in Indonesian and responsible for bribing any local lawmakers. Now in his first year of retirement Simon has dedicated his life to perfecting Martini recipes and starting a line of nautical-ware.
He is one safari-suit away from permanent bachelorhood.

bunnyBUNNY
One of Christelle’s oldest friends who has made the transition from Passion Pop swilling law student to Eastern Suburbs Yummy Mummy with typical ease.
Christelle was bridesmaid at Sarah’s amazing St Tropez wedding in June 2012.

maymayMAY-MAY
The questions on everyone’s lips: how short will Amaya’s skirt be?
What shade of red lipstick will she wear?
Will Christelle force her to wear a different hairstyle?

jjJJ
Canadian accent. Square framed glasses. Makes apple pie from scratch.
Line up ladies.

helenaHELENA
Heiress to a Swedish glassware dynasty, lover of porridge,
currently saving lives in the tiny South Pacific nation of Kiribati.